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What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
my sisters under your porch take her home
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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