The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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