Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Sext me about skeletons
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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