I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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