this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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