He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
