wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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