So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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