I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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