Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
A bitchslap is in order.
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