how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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