I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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