please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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