i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
