I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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