You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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