I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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