it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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