My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
my liver is dry heaving
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
