What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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