scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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