Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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