Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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