Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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