So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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