I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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