You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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