I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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