did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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