i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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