let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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