Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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