In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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