party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
