My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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