Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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