guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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