If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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