I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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