I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
