i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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