I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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