Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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