Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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