He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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