Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I lost the right to judge tonight
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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