I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
