I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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