You can't special order awesome
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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