I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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