did you get engaged???
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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